Calendar de sarbatori

Programmer's song

The Programmer's drinking song:

99 little bugs in the code,
99 bugs in the code,
Fix one bug, compile it again,
101 little bugs in the code.
101 little bugs in the code,
101 bugs in the code,
Fix one bug, compile it again,
103 little bugs in the code...

Loc sigur de munca

Papagalul

- Alinuta de ce ai adus papagalul la scoala?
- Pai l-am auzit pe tata spunandu-i mamei: "Dupa ce pleaca copilul la scoala iti fac praf pasarica!"